Nicole. Don't ask my age, I like to keep the mystery. Am I 12? am I 69? am I a creepy 35 year old dude with his hand down his pants? I can tell you that I am legally an adult but also a teenager in the body of a lesbian with the mind of a gay man. I am a master of EL SPANGLISH which means I have both spanish and english mud wrestling inside my head. It's really hot. And by Hot I mean Confusing. I am mostly indifferent towards turtles.